Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Rants & Facts. Deal w/ it.

-Just because you see me tweeting doesn't mean I'm not working. 
[I am however probably missing face]

 -Just because I'm not on set getting fucked doesn't mean I'm not working.
[I'm probably on my way home from getting fucked/beat or trying to get my own personal errands done.]

-When I say I'm done working for the day that's not the time to approach me about what you want me to do for you.
[That includes you too Bootz!]

 -I realize you want to hang out but if I say I have stuff to do I really do, so don't guilt me.
[Like cleaning my dirty ass apartment.......]
[...and recovering from getting caned]

 -If you ask me to go somewhere with you and I say I don't want to, that doesn't mean I don't like you, it just means I don't feel like it today.

[And that I probably have to clean my bath tub because soooomeone decided to furr it up]

 -If I don't like you, trust me you will know.

[I don't make this face at people I don't like ;) ]

 -I'm a hermit. I like to be at home. I don't like to go places that I can't smoke. So, if you invite me to your birthday party at some "I'm so LA I think I'm too cool for school" Bad Girls Clubesque night club, I'm probably not gunna go. This doesn't mean I don't love you.
[Bootz however loves those kinds of clubs]

 -If you're really my friend you wont guilt me.
[Real friends let you enjoy your "me time"]

 -Huummmm, what else do I want to complain about???
[Do you see that mess?? That means I'm busy]

-I guess I had to get that off my chest. I know this is prolly TMI but I'm wicked PMSing and my wisdom teeth are coming in forreal this time and I'm in constant pain. 
[Actually, we're at 2 days]

 -My sink is overflowing with dirty dishes, my laundry is super backed up, I haven't had time to do my accounting stuff, my whole apt looks like that fat dude's from the movie "Seven", I still haven't had time to go to the dentist or go shopping for new shoot clothes.
[But here I am (even tho I was a cunt when I got there) early to set for my sex toy shoot]

 -Don't give me shit about smoking weed. Mind your fucking business.
[Trust me, when I'm PMSing, you'll like me better if I'm green]

-Don't tell me what to do.
[I DO WHAT I WANT]

 -As open as I am about my life.... There's a lot about me you'll never know.
[If I told everyone everything, how would someone I think is special know how special they are to me?]

 -If one more Jamaican man makes me cry I'm sending my crew in.
[Don't fuck w/ us we roll 6 deep: Bootz, Franklin, Fozzie, Dee & Pee & my muthfuckin spanish robot!]


 -I post a lot of naked pics. I do porn. I'm a professional. Please don't tell me how to pose.
[When it's free, it's what I WANT]

 -Want me to do something for you for free?? It's when I want. Want me to do something for you for free when you want??? You better have someone I'm really close to calling in a favor or give me some money. Otherwise it happens when I have time to make it happen.
[Nothing personal. Just truth]

-Stop telling me I lost too much weight. I can't help how my body does shit. I eat McDonalds on the regular. I can't help my weight.
[I still got booty so donnnnnn hate]

-I complain a lot. I know.
[So sue me]

 -Bootz does what she wants too.
[See]

-At the end of the day the only thing that matters is that I feel happy and that Bootz does too. 
[Everything else comes second. I love my Goddess]

-Maybe if I didn't spend so much time tweeting pictures of my naked ass I'd get more shit done.
[Time Management : Fail = I'm about it sometimes. I'm far from perfect.]

-Taaa-daaaa. TIME FOR WORK!
[End Scene]

4 comments:

  1. "I think that the sub-text is rapidly becoming... the text" Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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  2. >>"... lost too much weight..."

    Pffftt! I think you've reached the sweet spot.

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  3. Damn stoney. Remind me not to attempt to reach you during that week. Jaja. :p

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