idk u guys.. does that look like heat to u? lol i love my landlord. Eastern Europeans are the best 🔥💕
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crusin 7-eleven buuuuudyyee.. been wheezing tha juice / smoking dipped nuggs & eating fruits. 🍁🍜💀💥👹💥 🍎🍌🍊🍓🍈🍒🍏🍐🍇🍉🍑🍍🍋
A.) I’ve never even done crack
B.) I’m not washed up I chose to retire. Notice that word, ‘CHOSE’..sound it out if u need to.
C.) I’m on the least amount of drugs now than anytime during my career as a porno ho.
D.) I look ugly as hell with no make-up and THESE NIGGAS STILL PAYING ME. LMAO.
E.) I don’t even touch any dicks on camera anymore for like the last 3 years and I only been touched one penis irl all year long. SO, the lie detector determined, THAT WAS A LIE, as well.
F.) The reason I have dumb people like you giving me bullshit all the time is because u are secretly obsessed with me and are butt hurt because I said something that didn’t fall in line with what your fantasy of what the perfect me says & does. And that’s ok, because I don’t want to be the perfect me according to your vision. I want to be the imperfect me that I naturally am according to God’s vision. And that’s basically it.
P.S. If you’re trying to hurt a porn girl’s feelings maybe try not using cliche ass insults. Like, the “crackhead”, “u’re ugly without make-up”, go suck some dicks insults are so tired and old. They were old in the 70’s, I asked Nina Hartley. Find a new shtick. ;)
Actually, I got the Snapchat scam from Abella Anderson. She was the OG as far back as I can remember as to whom I got that idea from. Now, Abella happens to have fans that are ballin a liiiittle bit more than my fans (no hate just facts), I think she was charging per snaps before like $25/each & getting that shit on the regular!! And that was when she very first started doing Snaps, before anyone else! I just found a price point that worked better for my market and it’s snowballed from there. I’m not sure how she does it now..
But let it be known… ABELLA ANDERSON is the OG Snapchat Queen.
In fact, Abella taught me a lot about the webcam scam & how to run these niggas. She’s the best tho. Hands down! This woman holds the crown as far as the hustle is concerned. Love that puta!
IDK, about Lisa Ann’s Snapchat. I know about other girls Snapchats from what I’ve heard from fans. Complaints mostly seem to be because fans don’t want to pay monthly for Snapschats from girls that never post any Snaps or when they do they’re lame. I guess that leaves it up to u.
Like at convention, some girls charge $5 for pics, some $10, some $20+.. It just depends. Honestly I think the price points are really just porno girls way of having a fan based pissing contest, like, “Look how much I chaarrrge mmmmmy fans.. blah… blah.. blah..”
That’s cool, But If u charge $20 a month u may only be getting like 3 or 4 people, maybe, that will cancel after a month or two once they realize your content is wack. Or u can NOT be a boojie ass egotistical ho and charge a price you know even your brokest community college or unemployment check receiving nigga can afford, then you get allllll the money, + now u have a list of niggas that WILL give u money (u already know cuz they bought ur Snapchat), & u can sell them additional things like private nasty snaps, merch etc. and get that extra money when u feel it.
That’s just how I like to run my scams. I like everyone to feel like they can get in on this. Not just the financially well off.
And as far as Lisa Ann & Nikki Benz BEEF…
i don’t feel like i have to be nice to anyone just because they stole my porn off the internet and think they can talk to me however they want cuz they busted a nut to my ass once. no.
i don’t care about being “famous”.
i don’t care if I’m rich or not.
i don’t care what anyone not in my inner circle thinks about me.
And if u don’t like how I talk my “fans” thats probably because u’re one of the assholes I wouldn’t really get along with irl anyways.
SO, until u have a bunch of horny assholes on ur dick everyday trying to irritate ur life with bullshit, I suggest u take a big fat seat on the curb & stay in ur lane with all ur commentary about how I should treat my “fans”, asshole.
Guys, I am not gunna be at AEE/AVN this year. lol. I haven’t done any b/g in almost three years now. I’m not even relevant anymore I don’t think. Although… I’m touched that you think I am. ;P
a bottle of captain wrapped in toilet paper for christmas from the adopted son i never knew i always wanted, @luielliott ❌⭕️
😙💕 so #BLESSED ✨🙏✨
1 day. My panties are $100/ech. I wear them and jerk off in them for one full day. If you’d like me to wear them for an additional day I charge an additional fee of $75/per day. ;P
lmao. no. hhaaaaaa. can’t buy me. i either just fux w/ u or i don’t. that’s why niggas hate me. they skurd. :P
come see us at the club and spend money. NOT try to sit with us all night long at the club taking up all our time to make paper. that’s fail number one.
fail number two would be asking us to hang out after we get off work. porque? why the fuck would u think we would want to get off work at 2AM or 4AM n go “hang out” with u for free?? we’ve been dodging strange dick all night and usually aren’t keen on possible penis passion projects until our weekend starts. pick a late afternoon time or a night during the week, preferably a monday or a tuesday (AKA stripper weekend).
and another thing, just being honest, if ure that guy trying to pick up a stripper then don’t look at us sideways when we don’t give u the time of day because ur $ ain’t long. u want to pick up on us for superficial reasons so don’t get all butt hurt when we only want to pay attention to you for $uperficial rea$on too.
also, stop bringing ur “friends” that hate strip clubs and strippers w/ u when you come to the club. they fucking ur game up. once one of us talks to that guy we go back n tell all the other hos, “Don’t fuck with them, they ain’t got no money.”
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No plans to travel abroad at the moment. When I do travel for gigs I post it on my site. :P
Yes. In my movie she made about me called “Unfiltered”
We ate fried chicken and boned in a motel with a mirror on the ceiling. It was rad. :P
A white guy. smh.
& THEY DON’T MIX WELL W/ THA MAIN CLIQUE…
"KEEP UR COLDSORE LIPS AWAY FROM MY LIFE & MY BLUNTS & WE’RE SQUARE.." (TBC..) ;P
#MORNINGMUSIC / #MEANGIRLS / #ONFRIDAYSWEWEARBITCH
Yes. Tickets are only $1.75 and I hold the live shows in the alley behind my house. First guy there gets to be my sex show partner for the evening and after each show everyone gets a free fingerbang and a picture. :)
i forgot, i got limited VIP passes to #Playpen’s private party tonight. email me if u want em: firstname.lastname@example.org (each pass grants free entry for u +1)