Sunday, August 7, 2011

Wanna buy my old iPad filled w/ my personal collection of naked pix?

Wanna buy my old iPad full of my own personal collection of naked pix?
Here's the deal..

I want a new iPad. One with a camera so I can Skype with my Wifey. 
So, I'm gunna auction this bad boy off. 
I'm having it cleared out and cleaned up and I'm refilling it with a bunch of my personal nudie pictures!


The STATS
First Generation iPad 64GB w/  Wifi +3G
stuffed with a bunch of my personal nudie pix.

+ I'm going to add a few personal pics just for the lucky winner!!

Please email your best offer to: kristinarosexxx@gmail.com

 This my little KREEPZ could be all yours.
 I love my iPad but it's time to upgrade to the NEW one! I need a camera so I can Skype!
 I'm gunna stuff this bitch with my personal collection of nasty photographs.
 I'm even gunna take some special pics just for the lucky winner ;)
 And I have some really awesome pics.

Please email your best offer to kristinarosexxx@gmail.com

Good Luck, KREEPZ!

XO KR

Friday, August 5, 2011

happy place

it's always the tiny memories that stay vivid in my mind. i like the little things.

like one of my happiest memories i always like to think about is sitting in the passenger seat of a crappy honda and being super stoned and reading a dennis hopper geocities fan page on my blackberry that i hated. it was hot outside and i wasn't driving and i was just along for the ride. i was stuffed with my first ever poquito mas shrimp burrito and i was still mad high and i was just really loving dennis hopper extra hard that day. the driver was like a funny old man only he wasn't old realllly. every once and a while he would shout out at other drivers, "COME ON GUY!" or "REALLY GUY????!" and other shit.

i like that memory and i always remember it because even tho not shit was going on, i still felt like it was one of the happiest days ever and i just want everyday to feel similar to that day.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Good Morning, Retards.

i'm up.
i blank.
i'mma roll it, set it aside.
i'mma jerk off.
i'mma shower.
i'mma pick up that blunt.
i'mma light it up.
i'mma smoke and take some pics.
i'mma tweet it.
i'mma clip it.
i'mma p-e-a-c-e.
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