Friday, May 27, 2011

Back 2 L.A. & Making Porn, etc. w/ [ViDE0]

You would think I would be happy to be home, back in L.A., but I wasn't. The only thing I was happy about once I got back to L.A. was Bootz. 

I was also excited about presents! I had a bunch of wish list gifts and fan mail letters at the post office waiting for me to come claim them! :)
I have the most amazing fans EVER!
I love you guys! 

Hanging out with Suri and Kimbo. 
Cuddle Buddies.

Here I am before I left for set.
 Posing on set for "Saturday Night Fever XXX"
I had the Bee Gee's stuck in my head all day. I made everyone suffer.
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 I love my iPad! 
When I'm trapped on set and I have a million things to do, my iPad saves me!

 Here I am all outta make-up. 
 I was playing Annette. 
She's the chick that was dick riding Travolta and ended up banging all his friends in the back seat of a car on, around or near the Brooklyn bridge. 
Anyways, so here's some BTS shots...
 Here's a shot of our disco dance floor. 
I got to learn the hustle! It was cool. It was funny too cuz Allie Haze kept telling everyone how to do the hustle but she was doing it wrong. lol. And the dance instructor kept having to re- teach us.
I even got some video of some dancing!

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 I'm kind of a loner. I like to hermit and that isn't just when I'm at home.
I have hermit time on set too, when I'm doing a feature.
I always find a hidden little spot to set up camp and chill out when I need to. 
 Pussy Shot on Set.
 And we all know how much I love my lollipops! 
TO: ||T||O||E||H||E||A||D||S||
 LOVE: ||M||E||

Later on my friend Peter Warren dropped by set to say hi! When he did, we went to my car to "hang out" AKA I was gunna smoke this blunt and run to 7-11 before I had to get ready for part two of my scenes. 
ANWAYS... When I got to my car I saw my passenger window was all smashed in. 
My car got broken into. 
Welcome Back to LOS ANGELES, KR. 
We missed you.
<3, The Hood
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Finally I made it home. Bummed out, but still happy to be home. 
 Bootz was bummin' that day too. She wasn't down for french fries or cheeseburgers. 
Then after I ate my Happy Meal, I took a shower and tried to get my eyelashes off and I couldn't. 
Apparently we're using eyelash extension glue to put on individual eyelashes now. 
Porn Chix BEWARE!!! 

Bootz and Fozzie B & Me!
BFFs 4 Ev's!
 Here's a pic my director friend Chris Streams took of me for his new movie "Black in my Ass" 
out through my friend Jules Jordan's new company Ass Factory. 
 I jerk off a lot. My pussy gets super wet. 
I'm good at jerking off. 
 Outta the shower booty before I head off to set!
 All ready for set with a fixed car window. And away I go!
 Pre-Scene titty shot. 
 One of my super sweet fans sent me a boyfriend pillow for my B-Day. I like to take it to set with me. 
I call him my Suitcase Pimp. 
Here I am with my BF pillow tweeting!
 Ready to disco. Mellow Yellow.
 Like I said, Annette was that chick that fucked all of Travolta's friends in the back seat of some car by the Brooklyn bridge. 
Here's my car. No bridge. 
After I was done with my man meat trio it was time to head home. 
It was super late around 1AM and when I got home I found a big giant box sitting on my doorstep. 

I didn't open it until the next day, but when I did I was so excited! 
My friends over at The Hundreds are so sweet! They sent me a big birthday PKG! 
 +S+W+A+G+
Off for a big day of running errands. 

 This was the last time I got tested at AIM. 
I had no idea they were about to close but after the way I was treated at one of their draw stations I had already decided I was done.

Thanks for letting me know you were closing, AIM.
Thanks for taking my $130 even tho you knew you were gunna close and that I wouldn't be able to work on my test. 
You almost fucked up my work shit and you DID fuck up a lot of other peoples bookings.
Good Job. 
Had you just asked me for the donation I prolly woulda just given it to you. 
I donated extra money every time I tested.
Not pleased with how shit went down, especially since I always supported AIM through all the bullshit. 
Whatever. 
 I got a lot of presents this day. 
My fans spoil me soooo much!
I love you guys!
 Moonbeam is Thankful
 Bootz thinks you guys send her the popcorn chiplets. 
She says thanks too. 
:)
 Bootz also thought the shit that The Hundreds sent me was for her too. 
She says thanks to The Hundreds too. 
 I think all the Garfield threw her off. 

Here's an old pic of Bootz when she was just a kitten. 
She always said she was royalty. 
I never believed her because when I found her she was living in a dumpy studio apt in Korea Town and didn't even have a name, 
but whatever..
 ROYALTY 
 2LiVECREW
Here I am headed off to set for the final pick up shot for "Saturday Night Fever XXX"
Here's a video of us at the beach.
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After set, my friend Kiara Diane invited me to meet her at the Staples Center for the Rick Ross, Lil' Wayne, Nicki Minaj concert. So I went!
 I wasn't prepared to go to the concert. I was in my jammies and had crazy Saturday Night Fever hair and make-up but I Tim Gunn'd it and MADE IT WERK!
Here's a pic of Rick Ross doin' his thing! 
 My pic does our seats no justice. They were awesome! Thanks Kiara!

Here we are.. Three Hot Bitches
 Me, Kiara Diane and her friend (whose name I forgot).
Lil' Wayne..
 Nicki Minaj
 My little butt and homeboy kreepin' in tha back derrrr...
 Having so much fun at the Wayne concert with KD
 After the concert, I went to the Nicki Minaj after party with KD and friends. It was at some gay spot. 
Here's the pic I snagged of Miss Minaj at the Party. 
She was watching some drag queens do her and Kim's beef live on stage. 
 After the party, some guy tried to pick up on me and I wasn't really feeling it. 
So when I turned him down, he said he would "pay me". 
Haa, haaa. 
And I said 
"Nope. No Thank You.
I'm straight."

And so I left...

..and went to someone else's home to go to bed and get laid.
 And guess what???
I gave it away for free.

$WAG.

Home from my slumber party. 
 I'm like DRAKE..

I was super excited at the end of April because 
I was going to be doing my first official Feature Dancing gig!
 I had a few things I needed to pic up for my new business venture 
so my good friend Peter Warren and I took a trip to Hollywood. 

I was also super excited because it was warm and I was going to get to rock my super cute new mega cool Vivienne Westwood plat-flats I had received from one of my amazing fans last November. 
 Here I am with Warren on Hollywood Blvd. headed over to Bizzy B.
A few seconds after I took this pic the wind blew and I flashed the Hollywood Tours bus my little titty. It's all good tho. 
I got an A cup. That's like if a 5 year old flashed you. 
Shit just doesn't count. 

 At a random hooker store with Peter Warren, He convinced me NOT to get boobs. 
 I had a super fun time costume shopping with Peter. We always have fun and I got pretty much everything I needed for my Featuring shit. 

Sometimes Stupid-Dumb-Ugly people give me stuff..

I thought this was actually a very thoughtful gift...

..especially coming from someone that's so fucking Dumb and Stupid and Ugly. ;P
Thanks, OLD STUPID DUMB UGLY

Making a dumb face and wearing a mint mask. 
Wow. Real original, bitch. 
 And smoking. WOW! Real cute.

Bootz: Giving me the stink eye in the A.M. 
 Off to where ever it is that whores go..
 My amazing friend Lynelle hooked me up with some new prints for TY pkgs and for my signings and shit. And she even surprised me with this...

Thanks Nelly. 
Luvs it!
And that's all for now! 
BYE!

4 comments:

  1. Wow! No comments! You're totally hot and obviously loads of fun! I just wanted to say I love following you on twitter and since I live in the valley, who knows, maybe we'll run into each other one day! Keep doing what you do, there's lots of fans that are mostly silent but sill cool and love your swag!

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  2. That SNF parody looks like it gonna be very entertaining.. ppl send you mad shit!! (no hate)... i fucks with the sig.. real dope

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  3. "Off to where ever it is that whores go.."

    Was that a George Martin reference?

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