idk u guys.. does that look like heat to u? lol i love my landlord. Eastern Europeans are the best π₯π
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idk u guys.. does that look like heat to u? lol i love my landlord. Eastern Europeans are the best π₯π
crusin 7-eleven buuuuudyyee.. been wheezing tha juice / smoking dipped nuggs & eating fruits. ππππ₯πΉπ₯ πππππππππππππ
A.) I’ve never even done crack
B.) I’m not washed up I chose to retire. Notice that word, ‘CHOSE’..sound it out if u need to.
C.) I’m on the least amount of drugs now than anytime during my career as a porno ho.
D.) I look ugly as hell with no make-up and THESE NIGGAS STILL PAYING ME. LMAO.
E.) I don’t even touch any dicks on camera anymore for like the last 3 years and I only been touched one penis irl all year long. SO, the lie detector determined, THAT WAS A LIE, as well.
F.) The reason I have dumb people like you giving me bullshit all the time is because u are secretly obsessed with me and are butt hurt because I said something that didn’t fall in line with what your fantasy of what the perfect me says & does. And that’s ok, because I don’t want to be the perfect me according to your vision. I want to be the imperfect me that I naturally am according to God’s vision. And that’s basically it.
U mad?
P.S. If you’re trying to hurt a porn girl’s feelings maybe try not using cliche ass insults. Like, the “crackhead”, “u’re ugly without make-up”, go suck some dicks insults are so tired and old. They were old in the 70’s, I asked Nina Hartley. Find a new shtick. ;)
i don’t feel like i have to be nice to anyone just because they stole my porn off the internet and think they can talk to me however they want cuz they busted a nut to my ass once. no.
i don’t care about being “famous”.
i don’t care if I’m rich or not.
i don’t care what anyone not in my inner circle thinks about me.
And if u don’t like how I talk my “fans” thats probably because u’re one of the assholes I wouldn’t really get along with irl anyways.
SO, until u have a bunch of horny assholes on ur dick everyday trying to irritate ur life with bullshit, I suggest u take a big fat seat on the curb & stay in ur lane with all ur commentary about how I should treat my “fans”, asshole.
TEN DAE FACIAL FORECAST (IF THIS NIGGA DOESNT CALL ME TODAY).
Followed by murder. ππͺπ¨π«
Guys, I am not gunna be at AEE/AVN this year. lol. I haven’t done any b/g in almost three years now. I’m not even relevant anymore I don’t think. Although… I’m touched that you think I am. ;P
XO
ππ 97.8% sure i’m team #lesbianism2015
πππΎDon’t mind if I do.. π Thanks @SFVDM!! ☺️ You’re tha best!!
killed the christmas game w/ a Kong. πππ«πΆ
a bottle of captain wrapped in toilet paper for christmas from the adopted son i never knew i always wanted, @luielliott ❌⭕️
ππ so #BLESSED ✨π✨
I got some of my $ back from that fucktard, Gabriel π #iWin
Hey Mister? Do u got a dime? $10 for forever and u can have my Snaps for life!!
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1 day. My panties are $100/ech. I wear them and jerk off in them for one full day. If you’d like me to wear them for an additional day I charge an additional fee of $75/per day. ;P
lmao. no. hhaaaaaa. can’t buy me. i either just fux w/ u or i don’t. that’s why niggas hate me. they skurd. :P
I thought you said you wanted to buy me whatever I want. Now one sentence later you got stipulations? Rude & typical.
:P
π Happy Christmas to Mee ππππ Thanks @ricardo_nic!! π You’re the best!! ππππ
Thanks @SFVDM!!! I love u guys! Always keeping me lifted AF! π Can’t wait to try the new Caramel Cheeba Chews!
#1994 / u wasn’t w/ me behind the bowling alley π±πΎπ³π
come see us at the club and spend money. NOT try to sit with us all night long at the club taking up all our time to make paper. that’s fail number one.
fail number two would be asking us to hang out after we get off work. porque? why the fuck would u think we would want to get off work at 2AM or 4AM n go “hang out” with u for free?? we’ve been dodging strange dick all night and usually aren’t keen on possible penis passion projects until our weekend starts. pick a late afternoon time or a night during the week, preferably a monday or a tuesday (AKA stripper weekend).
and another thing, just being honest, if ure that guy trying to pick up a stripper then don’t look at us sideways when we don’t give u the time of day because ur $ ain’t long. u want to pick up on us for superficial reasons so don’t get all butt hurt when we only want to pay attention to you for $uperficial rea$on too.
also, stop bringing ur “friends” that hate strip clubs and strippers w/ u when you come to the club. they fucking ur game up. once one of us talks to that guy we go back n tell all the other hos, “Don’t fuck with them, they ain’t got no money.”