idk u guys.. does that look like heat to u? lol i love my landlord. Eastern Europeans are the best ๐ฅ๐
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idk u guys.. does that look like heat to u? lol i love my landlord. Eastern Europeans are the best ๐ฅ๐
crusin 7-eleven buuuuudyyee.. been wheezing tha juice / smoking dipped nuggs & eating fruits. ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐น๐ฅ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
A.) Iโve never even done crack
B.) Iโm not washed up I chose to retire. Notice that word, โCHOSEโ..sound it out if u need to.
C.) Iโm on the least amount of drugs now than anytime during my career as a porno ho.
D.) I look ugly as hell with no make-up and THESE NIGGAS STILL PAYING ME. LMAO.
E.) I donโt even touch any dicks on camera anymore for like the last 3 years and I only been touched one penis irl all year long. SO, the lie detector determined, THAT WAS A LIE, as well.
F.) The reason I have dumb people like you giving me bullshit all the time is because u are secretly obsessed with me and are butt hurt because I said something that didnโt fall in line with what your fantasy of what the perfect me says & does. And thatโs ok, because I donโt want to be the perfect me according to your vision. I want to be the imperfect me that I naturally am according to Godโs vision. And thatโs basically it.
U mad?
P.S. If youโre trying to hurt a porn girlโs feelings maybe try not using cliche ass insults. Like, the โcrackheadโ, โuโre ugly without make-upโ, go suck some dicks insults are so tired and old. They were old in the 70โs, I asked Nina Hartley. Find a new shtick. ;)
i donโt feel like i have to be nice to anyone just because they stole my porn off the internet and think they can talk to me however they want cuz they busted a nut to my ass once. no.
i donโt care about being โfamousโ.
i donโt care if Iโm rich or not.
i donโt care what anyone not in my inner circle thinks about me.
And if u donโt like how I talk my โfansโ thats probably because uโre one of the assholes I wouldnโt really get along with irl anyways.
SO, until u have a bunch of horny assholes on ur dick everyday trying to irritate ur life with bullshit, I suggest u take a big fat seat on the curb & stay in ur lane with all ur commentary about how I should treat my โfansโ, asshole.
TEN DAE FACIAL FORECAST (IF THIS NIGGA DOESNT CALL ME TODAY).
Followed by murder. ๐๐ช๐จ๐ซ
Guys, I am not gunna be at AEE/AVN this year. lol. I havenโt done any b/g in almost three years now. Iโm not even relevant anymore I donโt think. Althoughโฆ Iโm touched that you think I am. ;P
XO
๐๐ 97.8% sure iโm team #lesbianism2015
๐๐๐พDonโt mind if I do.. ๐ Thanks @SFVDM!! โบ๏ธ Youโre tha best!!
killed the christmas game w/ a Kong. ๐๐๐ซ๐ถ
a bottle of captain wrapped in toilet paper for christmas from the adopted son i never knew i always wanted, @luielliott โโญ๏ธ
๐๐ so #BLESSED โจ๐โจ
I got some of my $ back from that fucktard, Gabriel ๐ #iWin
Hey Mister? Do u got a dime? $10 for forever and u can have my Snaps for life!!
Donate to my marijuana addiction, Here: http://ift.tt/1za5bMo
1 day. My panties are $100/ech. I wear them and jerk off in them for one full day. If youโd like me to wear them for an additional day I charge an additional fee of $75/per day. ;P
lmao. no. hhaaaaaa. canโt buy me. i either just fux w/ u or i donโt. thatโs why niggas hate me. they skurd. :P
I thought you said you wanted to buy me whatever I want. Now one sentence later you got stipulations? Rude & typical.
:P
๐ Happy Christmas to Mee ๐๐๐๐ Thanks @ricardo_nic!! ๐ Youโre the best!! ๐๐๐๐
Thanks @SFVDM!!! I love u guys! Always keeping me lifted AF! ๐ Canโt wait to try the new Caramel Cheeba Chews!
#1994 / u wasnโt w/ me behind the bowling alley ๐ฑ๐พ๐ณ๐
come see us at the club and spend money. NOT try to sit with us all night long at the club taking up all our time to make paper. thatโs fail number one.
fail number two would be asking us to hang out after we get off work. porque? why the fuck would u think we would want to get off work at 2AM or 4AM n go โhang outโ with u for free?? weโve been dodging strange dick all night and usually arenโt keen on possible penis passion projects until our weekend starts. pick a late afternoon time or a night during the week, preferably a monday or a tuesday (AKA stripper weekend).
and another thing, just being honest, if ure that guy trying to pick up a stripper then donโt look at us sideways when we donโt give u the time of day because ur $ ainโt long. u want to pick up on us for superficial reasons so donโt get all butt hurt when we only want to pay attention to you for $uperficial rea$on too.
also, stop bringing ur โfriendsโ that hate strip clubs and strippers w/ u when you come to the club. they fucking ur game up. once one of us talks to that guy we go back n tell all the other hos, โDonโt fuck with them, they ainโt got no money.โ