idk u guys.. does that look like heat to u? lol i love my landlord. Eastern Europeans are the best π₯π
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idk u guys.. does that look like heat to u? lol i love my landlord. Eastern Europeans are the best π₯π
crusin 7-eleven buuuuudyyee.. been wheezing tha juice / smoking dipped nuggs & eating fruits. ππππ₯πΉπ₯ πππππππππππππ
A.) Iβve never even done crack
B.) Iβm not washed up I chose to retire. Notice that word, βCHOSEβ..sound it out if u need to.
C.) Iβm on the least amount of drugs now than anytime during my career as a porno ho.
D.) I look ugly as hell with no make-up and THESE NIGGAS STILL PAYING ME. LMAO.
E.) I donβt even touch any dicks on camera anymore for like the last 3 years and I only been touched one penis irl all year long. SO, the lie detector determined, THAT WAS A LIE, as well.
F.) The reason I have dumb people like you giving me bullshit all the time is because u are secretly obsessed with me and are butt hurt because I said something that didnβt fall in line with what your fantasy of what the perfect me says & does. And thatβs ok, because I donβt want to be the perfect me according to your vision. I want to be the imperfect me that I naturally am according to Godβs vision. And thatβs basically it.
U mad?
P.S. If youβre trying to hurt a porn girlβs feelings maybe try not using cliche ass insults. Like, the βcrackheadβ, βuβre ugly without make-upβ, go suck some dicks insults are so tired and old. They were old in the 70βs, I asked Nina Hartley. Find a new shtick. ;)
i donβt feel like i have to be nice to anyone just because they stole my porn off the internet and think they can talk to me however they want cuz they busted a nut to my ass once. no.
i donβt care about being βfamousβ.
i donβt care if Iβm rich or not.
i donβt care what anyone not in my inner circle thinks about me.
And if u donβt like how I talk my βfansβ thats probably because uβre one of the assholes I wouldnβt really get along with irl anyways.
SO, until u have a bunch of horny assholes on ur dick everyday trying to irritate ur life with bullshit, I suggest u take a big fat seat on the curb & stay in ur lane with all ur commentary about how I should treat my βfansβ, asshole.
TEN DAE FACIAL FORECAST (IF THIS NIGGA DOESNT CALL ME TODAY).
Followed by murder. ππͺπ¨π«
Guys, I am not gunna be at AEE/AVN this year. lol. I havenβt done any b/g in almost three years now. Iβm not even relevant anymore I donβt think. Althoughβ¦ Iβm touched that you think I am. ;P
XO
ππ 97.8% sure iβm team #lesbianism2015
πππΎDonβt mind if I do.. π Thanks @SFVDM!! βΊοΈ Youβre tha best!!
killed the christmas game w/ a Kong. πππ«πΆ
a bottle of captain wrapped in toilet paper for christmas from the adopted son i never knew i always wanted, @luielliott ββοΈ
ππ so #BLESSED β¨πβ¨
I got some of my $ back from that fucktard, Gabriel π #iWin
Hey Mister? Do u got a dime? $10 for forever and u can have my Snaps for life!!
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1 day. My panties are $100/ech. I wear them and jerk off in them for one full day. If youβd like me to wear them for an additional day I charge an additional fee of $75/per day. ;P
lmao. no. hhaaaaaa. canβt buy me. i either just fux w/ u or i donβt. thatβs why niggas hate me. they skurd. :P
I thought you said you wanted to buy me whatever I want. Now one sentence later you got stipulations? Rude & typical.
:P
π Happy Christmas to Mee ππππ Thanks @ricardo_nic!! π Youβre the best!! ππππ
Thanks @SFVDM!!! I love u guys! Always keeping me lifted AF! π Canβt wait to try the new Caramel Cheeba Chews!
#1994 / u wasnβt w/ me behind the bowling alley π±πΎπ³π
come see us at the club and spend money. NOT try to sit with us all night long at the club taking up all our time to make paper. thatβs fail number one.
fail number two would be asking us to hang out after we get off work. porque? why the fuck would u think we would want to get off work at 2AM or 4AM n go βhang outβ with u for free?? weβve been dodging strange dick all night and usually arenβt keen on possible penis passion projects until our weekend starts. pick a late afternoon time or a night during the week, preferably a monday or a tuesday (AKA stripper weekend).
and another thing, just being honest, if ure that guy trying to pick up a stripper then donβt look at us sideways when we donβt give u the time of day because ur $ ainβt long. u want to pick up on us for superficial reasons so donβt get all butt hurt when we only want to pay attention to you for $uperficial rea$on too.
also, stop bringing ur βfriendsβ that hate strip clubs and strippers w/ u when you come to the club. they fucking ur game up. once one of us talks to that guy we go back n tell all the other hos, βDonβt fuck with them, they ainβt got no money.β
mean muggin like er momma βοΈππΆπ
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No plans to travel abroad at the moment. When I do travel for gigs I post it on my site. :P
Yes. In my movie she made about me called βUnfilteredβ
We ate fried chicken and boned in a motel with a mirror on the ceiling. It was rad. :P
& THEY DONβT MIX WELL W/ THA MAIN CLIQUEβ¦
"KEEP UR COLDSORE LIPS AWAY FROM MY LIFE & MY BLUNTS & WEβRE SQUARE.." (TBC..) ;P
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Yes. Tickets are only $1.75 and I hold the live shows in the alley behind my house. First guy there gets to be my sex show partner for the evening and after each show everyone gets a free fingerbang and a picture. :)
why do u always tweet girls and ask girls this question. uβre fucking weird.
i forgot, i got limited VIP passes to #Playpenβs private party tonight. email me if u want em: kristinarosexxx@gmail.com (each pass grants free entry for u +1)
Thanks @xbigmattx!!! It was nice kickin w/ u last night at @playpenclub!! βΊοΈπ
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