Wanna buy my old iPad full of my own personal collection of naked pix?
Here's the deal..
I want a new iPad. One with a camera so I can Skype with my Wifey.
So, I'm gunna auction this bad boy off.
I'm having it cleared out and cleaned up and I'm refilling it with a bunch of my personal nudie pictures!
First Generation iPad 64GB w/ Wifi +3G
stuffed with a bunch of my personal nudie pix.
+ I'm going to add a few personal pics just for the lucky winner!!
Please email your best offer to: firstname.lastname@example.org
This my little KREEPZ could be all yours.
I love my iPad but it's time to upgrade to the NEW one! I need a camera so I can Skype!
I'm gunna stuff this bitch with my personal collection of nasty photographs.
I'm even gunna take some special pics just for the lucky winner ;)
And I have some really awesome pics.
Please email your best offer to email@example.com
Good Luck, KREEPZ!